"wouldn't wish you on anyone except a mortician"

Catching up with an old friend

Sitting in chairs? Nah. This is much better.

imagine after the Riko Roast the Foxes just start saying “you know, I get it,” at any minor inconvenience or annoyance. It becomes their new team-wide inside joke. Nicky burns his toast and just looks at the toaster, “you know, I get it.” Dan and Allison talking with each other about an annoying prof, “you know, I get it.” Matt locks himself out of the room, “you know, I get it.”

jeremy’s boyfriend privileges are gonna know no bounds. to the point where everyone’s gonna be envious. like jean’s gonna eviserate the rest of the team on court but no notes for jeremy, he’s doing perfect. the only person jean posts on social media. the only one jean will willingly call for hours and text everyday. jeremy has a monopoly on all of jean’s kisses and hugs and cuddles and touches. when jean’s cooking, he’ll make sure to not add anything that jeremy doesn’t like to eat. jeremy can wear his clothes and use his locker and drink from his water bottle. jeremy’s spot in every room is jean’s lap. jean will walk jeremy to class and wait for him until he’s done. jeremy can kiss his knuckles and his forehead and his palm and his fingers and his eyelids with no repercussions. jeremy can fall asleep on his shoulder on the bus or with his head in his lap on the sofa and jean will just lightly run his hands thru his hair. jeremy will ask for something and jean will say yes, no questions asked. jeremy says please lets take a break from practice and exy and go to the beach and jean is like. ok. get in the car lets go. someone else suggests the beach and jean is like if you spent half as much time on the court as you did on the beach then maybe you’d be better at exy. the passenger seat of his motorcycle is reserved for jeremy and jeremy only. jeremy can tug at his pinky or brush his hair away from his face or put a hand at the small of his back and jean will lean into the touch. anyone else who tries any of these things is given a glare and an expertly worded, extra descriptive insult. he’s soft with jeremy in a way he isn’t with other people and they’ll finally see how tender and gentle jean moreau is with the things he loves.