-Locals only-

The day I will start using tumblr again

Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened

Having a prescription ready at CVS is like being chased in the woods

one time my friend and i came up with a basic “language” called wheat vegetable root. wheat represented every noun. vegetable represented every verb. root represented every adjective. it was very body language based. if my friend beckoned and said “vegetable”, i understood that my friend was telling me to walk with them. if my friend pointed to something and said “wheat”, i understood that they were showing me something. if they said “root wheat” and smiled, they’re saying this thing is good. if they say “root wheat” and frown, they’re saying this thing is bad. we spent a whole day talking like this and drove the rest of our friends insane.

love when women have names like emily or susie or sophie or phoebe like awww u should be wearing a little bonnet and eating a fruit tart

Alexa, play party in the USA

we don’t talk abt how stressful buying new glasses frames is. ur shopping for your whole personality there. life on the line. do or die. all for two pieces of glass and some sticks

i love having warm brown eyes thank u god 

People hacking their lungs out around you and then being like ‘don’t worry it’s not covid’ like girl I don’t want whatever the fuck else it is you’ve got either!!