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god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

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The best moments in reading are when you come across something – a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things – that you’d thought special, particular to you. And here it is, set down by someone else, a person you’ve never met, maybe even someone long dead. And it’s as if a hand has come out, and taken yours.

Alan Bennett, The History Boys

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*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

closetedguyy

are you going to make shoelaces as well

sansv0re

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

closetedguyy

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

transmeddragon

Bad addition to an already bad post

closetedguyy

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

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Weak

closetedguyy

anyone want to shoot me

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QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

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Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

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goblin it is

serious

it’s always been you

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red dead redemption 2 photomode [8/∞]

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Dead Poets Society (1989) dir. Peter Weir

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Now Form A Band: Sideburns fanzine, 1977.

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gen z kids don’t give a single fuck and they’re all like 9

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Actually, Generation Z began in 1998. So if you’re 19 or younger, you’re gen Z

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Actually Actually I’ve read that it began in 95. So as far as 22, I’m sorry for you but you’re gen Z.

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18-23 year olds who are in the weird gray area between generations

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Hotel California is just a bad Yelp review followed by a 2 minute guitar solo

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