you say goodbye, and i say hello

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

the world should accept that Margot Robbie and the costume design team behind the birds of pride created a new aesthetic, which i propose we call glittergrime. a shiny antidote to dark times :)

this is Ke$ha erasure

fuck….you’re right. she’s a pioneer. 

its 2020 and people still google "gmail" to access it

fuck you you don’t know my life

you know i’ve only got 2 brain cells left if this makes me laugh

maybe if i post Fat fuck ill calm down.

did it work

yea :)

maybe if i reblog Fat fuck ill calm down.

@ask-link-the-hylian-champion

OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET

You are my personal hero I hope you know this

I'm sure Julius Caesar felt the same fucking way about the knife

Too soon-

ITS BEEN OVER 2000 YEARS (according to google)

I’m fucking WHeEzing okayyyyyyyy

this is gay culture

this reads like a lost shakespeare play 

that’s twelfth night