still #1 robot fucker

getting followed by porn bots is weird and that’s coming from a guy with multiple 🥵 concubines

step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!

the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!

right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio

the Terracotta Army guy?

🙄 you build ONE funerary complex with 8000 life-sized statues of soldiers, horses and generals and suddenly you’re “the terracotta army guy.” 🙄 execution.

Stumbling across this makes me feel like a dad whos walked into their kids room beer in hand and seeing them roleplay starwars fights i do not belong here but god its entertaining

to be clear in this scenario im the jedi and im winning

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

next challenge for white people when reblogging a person of color's post about being one do NOT leave "as a white person" in the tags

It also genuinely really bothers me how so many people's "pro fat" posts are along the lines of "Yeah, fat is fine/good, eat whatever you want as much as you want!" Like yes that's a good sentiment and yes fear of fatness is what causes so many people to eat less than they otherwise would. I Understand This. But it's important to me that people understand. Someone being fat does not actually mean they eat more than a thin person does. Just because you're ostensibly defending or praising the fat body does not mean you aren't partaking in dangerous stereotyping

had an asthma attack yesterday bcs of the bad air quality, goal is still soup for meds, having a really hard time <3

goal is still soup, even $1 or a kind word will help <3

grateful for any help <3

have an allergy test this week havent been able to take my meds and im covered in hives for the next couple days, even $1 will help <3

goal is still soup 🫩🫶🏽

havent got to eat yet today, grateful for any help <3

allergy test today, even $1 or a kind word will go a long way <3

pls donate if u can <3

my blog posting on my main (@heartpdf) has been suspended 💔🥺 pls share or help out if u can <3

its still disability pride month 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🥳🎉

pls donate if u can <3

my main keeps getting suspended, posting from @heartpdfs <3

have the worst migraine. having trouble functioning

have another dr in the am, rlly need cat food, grateful for even $1 or a kind word <3

recurring dead wife flashback where it becomes increasingly apparent that the person remembering her has dishonestly claimed a romantic dynamic to their relationship that never actually existed and erased any conflict that ever existed between them now that she's no longer able to say no to them

dead wife flashback where each time we see her she looks more confused and upset by how she's remembered, then desperate and furious, until she's hammering on the glass screaming to be let out

this isn't how it happened. you know this isn't how it happened. but you still keep coming back, keep disturbing my grave so you can play out your fantasies. voyeurs crowding around my autopsy, straining for the best view; pawing through my entrails like grubby butchers trying to find some golden meaning in blood and shit because you can't bear to face the cold light of truth. you just can't bear the thought of never having really known me at all.

Me at the bar ordering, a Ciggaretesbeerwhiskey, for my baby, its their favourite cocktail