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the public transportation pervert gets off at every stop

"no user serviceable parts inside" yeah yeah dude I'm already poking you with a screwdriver, fucking. hold still

@funnier-when-objectum

wireplay this, wireplay that, yeah ok but how about edging by putting the light switch right in between on and off? how about putting in the charger riiight before it can properly charge. how about that huh?

sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way

whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual

@funnier-when-objectum

the concept of overstimulation via basic/average tasks is honestly underrated. make that computer run too many programs at once. make that sticky keys notif pop up. open a game on a render setting that's too much for it to handle. if not bc it's hot, bc it's funny :3

i can feel you clicking on me