my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

dude hes three….

And uncultured. Get a new child

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

cave johnson here. due to an incident in the estradiol experiments department, the boys in said department are now girls. silver lining though, the girls in the estradiol experiments department have made a new breakthrough in the fight against male pattern baldness.

it is... unfortunate to see trans people go through their own version of "all boys are stupid/all girls have cooties" after they come out. take my hand. you dont have to act like a cis person to validate your gender.