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I’m calling it now 5 years from now when it’s New Year’s Eve before the year 2020 every white person gonna wear those New Years glasses and all make the same joke “haha look I got 20/20 vision”

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this makes my heart ache

Silverstein always has been, and always will be my favorite poet because he doesn’t even need words in his poem to make people open their eyes.

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Visit Original Link

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Driving Through Hayden Valley Dan Donnarumma

Website l Instagram l Tumblr l Blog

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so cute

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the age old tale

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oh my god…

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Can you stop using Bratz Dolls commercials as reaction images please??

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Ever noticed how in The Powerpuff Girls Movie, the little streak patterns here? Buttercup’s going all straight and simple, Blossom’s going all graceful. Look closely at Bubbles’ streak pattern, she’s actually spelling out her name, that is pretty funny and clever. © Craig McCracken and Cartoon Network, etc.

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sideways scene (x)

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“have you met my friend daniel he walks like this”

IM DYING

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WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

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The way they all fell down.

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“WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WINDOW?”

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A moment of peace

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the water is so clear….. he’s flying

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it’s sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there’s no non-fucked up part of rasputin’s existence

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did he do something problematic i thought he was just russia’s greatest love machine

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basic (true) story: fanatical russian monk who has almost never shaved or washed and smells like goats shows up at the russian capital with a creepy look on his beardy face and everyone just assumes he’s a prophet or a saint because he’s got a cult following that believes he can cure illnesses. his stans are sexually obsessed with him and he gets just a fuckton of russian pussy wherever he goes cause apparently he can cure his true believers of illness with god-given dick magic. russia’s queen has him come stay at the palace and sets him up in luxury because she thinks he can cure her son’s haemophilia with the power of russian goat jesus, and they (allegedly) become lovers, probably, ‘cause she craves that unwashed goat-scented dick like the rest of his cult which she now (allegedly) belongs to.

then the worst assassins in the history of assassinations try to assassinate him, because all of russia is slutshaming the queen he has too much power over the royal family and it’s helping revolutionaries turn people against the royals. so these idiots have him round for tea and cakes which are poisoned with cyanide, but he is magically unaffected by poison they get the dose wrong and he doesn’t die, and then he drinks three glasses of wine, which are also poisoned, and he doesn’t die, so they tell him to look at a crucifix and shoot him in the chest with a revolver when he isn’t looking, and he doesn’t die, but they think he’s dead so one of them dresses in his clothes and gets driven to his apartment to make it look like he’s gone home to hide the crime, and when they come back he gets up and attacks them, so they stab him in the side with a knife, and he doesn’t die, and then he frees himself and runs outside, so they shoot him a few times more, including in the forehead, and they wrap his body up and chuck him in the icy river, and he doesn’t go into the water, so his body is found on the ice the next day. and get this…. he died…. of hypothermia.

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additionally, everyone who wasnt in the party of getting rid of rasputin was pretty bummed out when they found him and his miracle dick dead the next day and there was a pretty bangin funeral of which the royal family themselves attended. however after the tsar was overthrown a few month later they exhumed his body and burned it because the new leadership was very adamant about making sure there were no ties left to honor the old monarchy. however this dudes body had never been properly prepped for a cremation which meant that under the extreme heat his tendons and ligaments began to retract and shrink causing his dead body to move and twitch around as if still animate. according to some testimony his body actually sat up straight on the pyre, and at least one spectator fired a gun at the body and another may have allegedly died of shock.

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Rasputin was an old god from times before humans

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He is like a cleric gone wild

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If brains are biological computers, why don’t we lag?

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You can’t tell me you’ve never walked into a room and forgotten why you’re there or lost a train of thought for a few seconds

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Once when I was driving home from school I had a brief moment of panic because I thought I’d forgotten my car at school

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can a human brain run doom

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just look at this fucking year

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Reasons why Sonic Boom Knuckles is a blessing

Originally a 15 minute video but tumblr is a bully and won’t let me upload all the glory that happens in season 1

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X3

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Lol

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Otherwise known as Knuckles is wonderful.

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“The only way that we can live, is if we grow. The only way that we can grow is if we change. The only way that we can change is if we learn. The only way we can learn is if we are exposed. And the only way that we can become exposed is if we throw ourselves out into the open. Do it. Throw yourself.”

— C. JoyBell C. (via coral)

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