just another awkward academic.

I dropped my phone in the shower and the water opened up instagram and changed my fucking PRONOUNS?????

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Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess

If AO3 had a slogan

Reblog to feed Goby

hey girl. did you know that it’s okay to never fucking forgive them? that no part of you is required to pretend to be okay with all that stuff that never should have happened to you? that you’re allowed to be angry for all ways you were stolen from you? okay, just checking. i love you.

more people should be reblogging this version, because I think it's terrible that men just sort of trail off down there

We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

That's all we ever wanted. To arrive at Hell as a result of our own dubious navigation skills instead of as the result of Satan owning all the road sign companies.

Literal opposite of planned obsolescence. I love you graceful degradation.

In Canada, it's "the moderates are okay with healthcare and the right is doing everything they can to sabotage it", AND THAT'S STILL A BIG ENOUGH DIFFERENCE TO VOTE.

Anyone who tries to tell you voting is pointless is trying to suppress your vote.

"my friend from England" "my friend form Ecuador" "my friend from Australia" "my friend from Brazil".. me talking about my mutuals who I've never spoken directly to

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

this is the best post on this website why do we all keep trying

certified iconic post

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