Mad World

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

THE WORM HAS SPOKEN

male singers who refuse to sing katy perry’s “e.t.” as horny as she did are cowards

i dont even like katy perry but like she! went full on alien-fucking horny in that song. a male cover in that exact voice inflection would’ve been perfect for my venom playlist. but no. straight men are always horny, except when it comes to singing about aliens i guess. cowards.

harold of ‘harold, they’re lesbians’ is going about his day right now with no idea the impact he and his wife have made

not being dramatic or anything but i think i’ve actually spent about 10 months of this year tired and sad

but at least ur gay right

at least i’m gay

It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I can’t believe how affectionate they are

I was having lunch with them today and my grandpa started throwing napkins at my grandmother, and she balled it up and looked all set to throw it back but then she put it down and said “I will not throw it because I was brought up properly, you were dragged” she has spent ¾ of her life with this man

You pleased a mad fae trickster

I love this so much 😍💕💕

“you said you didnt want to play pictionary! And i was really sad” im cried

This may be the cutest thing ever.

Without context, this just looks like 10 years down the road, Ryan and Chad got married

Good

I’m so happy for them ❤️

No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they didn’t get in trouble, and even the drill instructors would make shit up like this. And they got WEIRD.

HOW ARE THEY NOT LAUGHING?