Dunkaerion in Lys 🐉⚔️✨️

Dunk and Aerion, first time sharing a bed. Dunk’s got his big stupid knight arms wrapped all around Aerion like he’s a body pillow. It’s the middle of the night.

Then dunk decides he wants to turn over.

But does he let go? No. He just… rotates. Like Aerion is a teddy bear. Just scoops him mid-sleep and flips him to the other side of the mattress.

Aerion: internal screaming

Aerion: “what the FUCK was that”

And Dunk is just sleeping peacefully.

And from that night on? Aerion wakes up at least four times. Every single time Dunk shifts. Every. Single. Time. Because Dunk just relocates him like a pillow.

For those of you who follow the Stuart Semple and Anish Kapoor feud, (which you can read about here) Semple recently had his kickstarter for Black 3.0 100% funded!

Black 3.0 is an updated version to his very popular Black 2.0 which was invented as a way to give the public access to a cheap and effective black that rivals Vantablack, a pigment monoplozied by Anish Kapoor.

Does Bruce take him on kiddie runs until he’s a little older? Maybe. Does Batman stand menacingly behind a brightly colored little bird to threaten the goons while Robin can’t see him? You know he does.

But Robin is still actually terrifying when he first appears on the scene, because he’s a teeny tiny fluttery little thing that does cartwheels and handstands and makes puns then launches himself full force to kick a man in the nose and then cackles when he bleeds. His laughter makes goons shiver, they hear it bouncing around warehouses and half of them bolt, because they learn very quickly what happens when a feral Robin appears.

The Gotham rogues all immediately have beef with a literal third grader because he took the bats attention away and also because he’s roundhouse kicked them all in the shins at some point and that shit hurt like hell, and then he laughed in their faces while making a pun about their villain name.