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if you don’t listen to abba… get well soon i guess

ABBA goes so hard in so many different ways like they really have a song for every situation.. breaking up? getting married? defeating the french? Finding out you have not one but three possible fathers??? Really they covered everything

cool kids betray their nations in favour of the international working class

hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry

i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings

hey op where did you see the buildings

where are the buildings op

I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that

I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

the window

what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

That response is fucking Shakespearean.

New law idea: Landlords can not refuse a duel to the death. If said landlord loses the duel, then their claim to any and all properties are null and such shall become free housing for those who live there. Should the landlord be victorious, they’ll be charged with first degree murder.

this is exactly what critical theory is like