she heads my beaver til I hootenanny

The whole “protect the children” stuff makes a lot more sense when you realize that they treat their children like their possessions, so it’s less “let our children live their best lives” and more “don’t mess with my long term investment”

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a fandom for mlp? idk sounds fake tbh

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

Happy honorary pride month to Elaine “I hate men but I’m not a lesbian” Benes and George “I think it moved” Costanza

"it's not a monkey it's an ape" is so funny because. apes are monkeys. and then you'll hear someone like "i know phylogenetically yes but thats not how it's colloquially used." but like. clearly it is. someone just used it.

but also to the original point. when you "correct" someone that an ape "is not a monkey"... on what authority are you doing it? like there's no scientific information being conveyed, you only have old linguistic perscriptivism to fall back on. your pedantry is hollow.

I think it's funny when people are like "what?? 😨😨 you don't care to join in on harassment campaigns of oppressed women you've never met?? this is basically the same thing as how members of the dominant sexgender class under patriarchy hardly get targeted by these campaigns in the first place and are systemically protected from their consequences 🤨🤨🤨"

betting my entire life's savings that if I posted the exact same thing without the word "trans" they'd be like "right onnnnn truuuue!!!!!"

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

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Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say