not a bot im just new

still thinking about the dog gender essentialism thing bc it’s So bad man. i’ve legitimately seen multiple people repeating the phrase “a girl dog will love you, a boy dog will be in love with you 🥺” and i personally think that people who say this need to stay exactly 1000ft away from all boy dogs forever

Sad they slut down club pangolin :/ we used to fuck that icebert to pieces

Club penguin. They were penguins.

Im too drunk to read.. what does this say

God i miss him so much

A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.

literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all

like i can't even just a little bit solve my problems with wanton violence? for real??

i'm like a caricature in a children's show. "and then Whimsy took a deep breath, made a few polite phonecalls, and everything resolved itself 🥰" fucking hell man when do i get to punch someone hard as fuck in the jaw

It's adopted!

i hope your "let's make bad art! let's make meaningless art!" includes sexy babe pin-ups that just exist to be sexy art bc that's all I'm interested in drawing really

digital selfharm is real. do NOT check up on that ex-partner/ex-friend. do NOT reread those old messages/conversations that you know will hurt your feelings all over again or that will otherwise make you feel like shit. do NOT block evade to see if you’re being talked about. inhale. exhale. let it pass and you’ll be better for it.

Stop reconsuming your trauma in media and again wondering why it repeats in your life and people see it as synonym with you.

There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that

But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand