your anarchist waifu

what’s unclear.

fanservice sucks bc it’s never you that’s being serviced it’s always some other really annoying fan

Hey do you guys remember when Google worked. Do you. Do you remember when it worked better than the Tumblr search function.

Once more, Tumblr ends winning by just being there and doing nothing

was waiting on an emergency plumber, decided to smoke by my car instead of stare at my fucked up kitchen. he pulled up next to me, leaned out the window and goes "i'm assuming you're the client" like yeah buddy, read that one right

honorary best friend, mike the plumber, has saved the day. "don't worry, i've got pvc couplings you've probably never even seen before." brother, i wasn't aware that was something i could worry about

that? oh thats the mysterious bruise i got thursday , #mybruise

Woah mama I'm a shrimp

I truly believe we don't have much time left

maybe its just me. controversial opinion. but stress should not decimate the body as much as it does

now that the statute of limitations has expired, i can say that during the pandemic, my apartment complex at the time tried to change the laundry room hours to business hours, and i very calmly and quietly went down, took a cinderblock off the garden wall, and threw it through the glass door. and it stayed open til 9pm, and we never heard about changing hours again. sometimes you have to throw a cinderblock in a very businesslike manner, i'm saying. this is a negotiation, among stakeholders, and i would like to make clear that the cost/benefit balance sheet used to make the decision to change the hours was missing a variable

we NEED to start killing

who the fuck will suggest forcefem now...

it us up to us, now. all of us. WE suggest forcefem

we the people, we, the girls

need to start killing.

im gonna forcecorpse you for that assgole

in my forcecorpse basement