God isn't dead, but I'LL GET THAT BASTARD SOMEDAY

Scientists say that if you give an octopus hallucinogenic drugs, it turns them from aggressive and territorial to friendly and social. This is mostly trivia now, but once Cthulhu raises from the depths it sudden;y becomes much more practical information.

every time i see a stingray i’m like fuck that guy…. not after what you did to steve jobs

de wanna wanga tumblypoos

I love a hard blowjob from this guy.

america has a functioning democracy where one party tries to kill you and the only other party just campaigns around the fact that they aren’t the party that tries to kill you

I look forward to the day where the mere concept of “maybe let’s not completely dehumanize, mock and demonize addicts when addiction is actually an illness which often starts as an unhealthy coping method for serious issues of all kinds and isn’t just a dumb choice some people deliberately make because they are stupid” won’t result in massive mockery on websites that claim to be progressively aware of social issues of all kinds. 

“blocking me is censorship because you are scared of my logic and facts, and means I automatically win” I call out defiantly to the guests and staff as as the police escort me from the 734th Cheesecake Factory from which I have been banned for causing an all-around dionysian ruckus

uh-oh looks like the early results are in and theyre not looking good