Most Normal Genshin Lore Enthusiast

John's freezeworks are like if Stratt's Vat didn't have blanket immunity, and when they discovered astrophage was an inexhaustible source of energy, their funding was immediately cut and Project Hail Mary was cancelled in favor of building climate-controlled biodomes on Mars.

Then when Stratt pushed back by pointing out that this new plan would leave 90% of the world's population to starve, the project backers told her that she seemed very emotional, and obviously the stress of the situation had gotten to her. Maybe she should take a vacation. After all, people have ended up committed after far less stressful experiences.

imo but I too can

give crow for free! :D

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Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,