Birb Reblogs

#1: "hi [landlord], hope you're doing well! [apartment thing] is [broken/a problem]. we need it [fixed/replaced/handled] by [date]. let us know when you'll send someone over so we can be here to let them in. thanks so much, [op]"

Writing an email is so easy and I will tell you how it's done. This is the advice is for everyone with an email job, but you can apply it to normal human interaction.

if i may offer a recommendation, a dni tag for things that people want for you to not see specifically is something that is commonly used in the vtuber communities! that way the creators know what to avoid, and even block them from appearing entirely on their feeds at all, especially in sites where you dont have full control of what is shown to you due to algorithms (like twitter and tiktok)

I love soulmates but also this-

when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right

a few people pointed out that they probably wouldn’t understand what they were saying and just mimicking whatever sounds they happen to hear so I wanted to add this

*sends you an ask*

the fact that "bargaining" is a stage of grief. + the fact that when I'm in extreme pain all I can do is lie on the floor and say "please please please" = we are such social animals. we really really really just have a brain that is wired for "surely there must be a way I can interact with someone else that will fix this" even under the most extreme of circumstances, where any rational thought will see a total absence of guys, such as when one is alone in the woods dying of exposure. humans have such a big hole inside us that's for "Someone Else" like a social placeholder such that we keep engineering stuff like religion in a million different ways in a million different places and times. we gotta have