my name is whatever you decide

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

posting is exactly like beowulf

thank you for coming to my this

#mythis

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

lust winning and sloth losing. ok so you are all Pandas

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

sports are so comforting to me. always there. someone to blame my problems on.

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as