my name is whatever you decide

hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing

awful news guys

sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "mmmhmmm okay yeah i see we both interpreted that differently based on what the show gave us, but i see how you arrived at your ideas even if they're different from mine," and then sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "brother what show did you even fucking watch"

bring out the rotating tiger

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

oh

and now Lamine Yamal must participate in an UNICEF's photoshoot with a baby that will defeat him in 19 years

Article for context: Monument to Human Chain Rescue Unveiled in Almaty

eating disorders and abortions are two things that are like, spoken about in most mainstream discourse as though they are pretty rare and aberrant, but then when you’re actually friends with a lot of women you come to find out that they are extremely extremely common and kind of banal & mundane

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