my name is whatever you decide

love putting a little. period in the middle of my sentences to create a little pause

noteworthy that they literally had a mask on me hooked up to a tank pumping narcotics into my lungs through all this, and my body temperature was like 34°. I would have been doing well to just have both eyes pointed in the same direction

"This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in post-accident cognition."

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

love when my popular mutuals reblog my posts and they get notes fuckyessssss #nepobaby

Have you ever considered that Sisyphus might've just been in for the love of the game? My bus driver hits the same curb every morning

bros never woken up to ash and dust