my name is whatever you decide

fucking hate it when fruit flies come at your face like "I pray I won't be killed 🥺🥺 for the crime of being small 🥺🥺🥺" like motherfucker if you think I'd hesitate to kill something twice my size if it tried to get into my nostril

these days the circus isn't funny and the bread kills you

i confess i don't really understand what people mean when they say they cannot find good books to read anymore. like. go to the shop or library and choose a book??

the problem generally seems to be something along the lines of 'everyone on tiktok is telling me to read books i think sounds bad' and its like ok i do not think those people have your best interests at heart

WIMO = world is my oyster