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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 3.01: Detroit TVLTwT/IWTVTwT Version.

- Dungeon Crawler Carl: A Parade of Horribles, Matt Dinniman

Go to work?

Like nothing's happened?

carl and donut you will always be famous to me

*As sung by GC, BWR, NW Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk*

Today is gonna be the day –

Gonna fireball an orc or two.

by now, he’ll be saying ‘ow’ with his body melting down to stew.

I won’t retrieve that looted body

with all that yummy goo

Until you chow...

Dark meat, the flesh tastes sweet

Now the fire on his face is out.

For sure you've tasted it all before

But you never really had a doubt.

I won’t retrieve that looted body

with all that yummy goo

Until you chow...

And all the caves we have to crawl are bleeding.

And all the mobs that die for us are screaming.

There are many things that I would

Like to feed to you

But I don't have time.

Because Mongoooo

Gonna be on the best talk shows.

And then we’ll brawl

On our Dungeon Crawllll.

Today was gonna be the day

That you’re gonna eat a mob or two.

By now you should've somehow

Realized that’cha gotta chew.

I won’t retrieve that looted body

with all that yummy goo

Until you chow...

And all the caves we have to crawl are bleeding.

And all the mobs that die for us are screaming.

There are many things that I would

Like to feed to you

But I don't have time.

I said Mongo

Gonna be on the best talk shows

And then we’ll brawl

On our Dungeon Crawl

I said Mongo (Monggooo!)

Gonna be on the best talk shows

And then we’ll brawl

On our Dungeon Crawl

Said Mongo (Mongoooo!)

And then we’ll brawl

And then we’ll brawl