The Weekend at Bernie's Aesthetic

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

did you guys know that imagining something = as good as having it

it's actually better than having it because you dont have to have it

TRUE.

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

i blew up the journal factory. tell me everything

Post that also work from the perspective of the cat.

Wire and cloth when latex mother arrives: