Crow With a Party Hat

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad

I can no longer feel the infinite sadness

they're making a Chris Hansen biopic with Robert Pattinson in it....

robert Pattinson voice: my hungry ass will eat just about anything

The zipper merge requires a level of cooperation and goodwill that the citizens of this great country have never once displayed

what’s the punchline here

wait

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

white pikmin are my favorite kind of pikmin and it’s all cuz of that one gif

some of y’all bout to be real mad at me. but it must be said. some of the shit u call corny/cringy is actually just genuine/cute/sweet and y’all r just afraid of expressing any type of positive emotion