peeling a clementine is so easy. it comes so naturally. its inviting… the clementine WANTS to be peeled. its melancholic, sanguine… but an orange? whats an orange but a nuisance… the orange torments and mocks with its brute strength. it exists only to create chaos. next time you decide to indulge in a citrus delight, heed my word. choose the clementine 

No one is supposed to enjoy February. You’re not even supposed to think about it. It’s a practice in stoicism. mind your own business and just let it pass. Lock your doors and windows. Speak in quiet tones

Do Not Look February In The Eye

fucking GET you

Cute but I woulda lost it 😂

Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.

I would have felt so blessed if was chilling on my arm

*in a thick Chicago accent* “Welcome to Chicago”

people: filled with sin dirt: filled with worms ( a good and righteous thing)