Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

60 is not old

sir john franklin of the eponymous doomed polar expedition died on the ice at 61. it's never too late.

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

we probably gotta stop rating things women do on a scale of empowering/not empowering at some point

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

you know how every hollywood movie now seems like a movie that should be playing in the background of a movie. that’s what threads is for social media. it’s full simulacrum. parody stripped of the parodied. it’s the cave shadow cast by a clear pane of glass. you get in there and you’re like this is some kind of psyop i don’t know what but i can feel agencies at work here. something is being fomented.

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this