#teamcap

As important as a ring might be, that’s just insane– to accuse you like that, especially when you’re pretty much the nicest guy in this city. I can’t believe some of the things people can come up with here.

Guess she doesn’t know me. I’d probably feel too guilty stealing something, too, but I guess she doesn’t really know me. Just wasted my day, that’s all.

My Daddy is a lawyer, if you’re looking for representation and recourse against this woman who so wrongly accused you. 

Nah, it’s fine, I’m just happy that day’s over with and the drama’s out of the gym, y’know? Thanks for offering, though, that’s really nice of you.

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.  Did you at least get an apology? It knocks them down jut that little bit more to make you feel even better.

I don’t think that woman knew the word sorry, honestly. Some people are just nice when it benefits them, y’know? But one of the cops apologized on her behalf, it was pretty cool of him to do it.

Which ultimately kind of makes you wonder as to whether you have a couple of those hidden cameras hanging around your designated workplace.

Huh. Never thought of it that way. I never noticed a camera, but with how small they can get these days, I wouldn’t be surprised.

Uggh people are the worst.  Always blaming everyone but themselves for their stupid shit.  Please tell me someone else found the ring and was able to shove it in their face.

The police found it in the woman’s locker, having them tell her off about checking everything before calling them almost made up for almost getting fired.

Judging by the various types of personalities put on occasional display on both The Real Housewives of New York and New Jersey plus the typical Kardashian/Jenner lifestyle, I can really only assume that be somewhat of an understatement. 

They probably get paid good money for all that, right? If that’s what money does, I don’t think it’s as good to have much of it as people think.

You were arrested?

No, no, no. Almost arrested. My record’s still clean. Some lady just thought I stole her ring because I'm at the gym every day and she involved the police, but it turned out the ring was still in her locker.

Knowing important people pays off. A colleague of mine is hosting a black tie cocktail party on 77th and 3rd, and a one Jesse St. James is attending. And luckily for you, you also know an important person – me. So I hope everyone has a nice pair of shoes to put on, because I’ve got us each a place on the guest list. Open bar. Rich socialites. You’re welcome.

Does black tie mean you gotta have the whole suit, too? I do like an open bar party, count me in.

The orange jumpsuits look like they’re designed to make people hate ‘em, I don’t think they’re anyone’s color. We got a “customer’s always right” policy around the gym, so it’s kinda hard to have some rights with that.

At least you didn’t somehow end up getting framed for murder.

And I’m very glad about that, ‘cause I don’t think prison’s a great place. Gotta be more careful, though, some richer clients are apparently a bit... crazy.

You’d be surprised. If only those didn’t in fact have so many calories. I think they’d probably be gone a whole lot sooner. Or at least when it comes to this particular Vogue editing crowd.

You can get in as many calories as you’d like as long as you want to work on your figure after and sort that out. It’s all about balance, my friend.

Here’s to definitely hoping. Judging by the fact he was kind of asking me for directions at first and definitely appeared to be speaking with some type of accent, I’d say he’d definitely fall into the more tourist type of category. 

If it’s right, you’ll probably find each other. I believe in fate myself, so if you’re meant to be, I’m sure he’ll show up again.