last night i had the weirdest nightmareâŚi was being eaten alive by bugs but i was thinking in another language?? like all i thought over and over again was âpelkojaâ
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last night i had the weirdest nightmareâŚi was being eaten alive by bugs but i was thinking in another language?? like all i thought over and over again was âpelkojaâ
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Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised and loudly complained âwhy canât I treat everyone the same?â âI donât want to be a Sie!â âbut being friendly is respectful!â âwouldnât using âduâ just show I like them?â until one guy conceded âI suppose maybe Iâd use Sie with someone like the prime minister, if he werenât such a cuntâ and my teacher ended up with her head in her hands saying âyou are all banned from using du until I can trust youâ
God help Japanese teachers in Australia.
if this isnt an accurate representation of australia idk what is
Australiaâs reverse-formality respect culture is fascinating. We donât even really think about it until we try to communicate or learn about another culture and the rules that are pretty standard for most of the world just feel so wrong. I went to America this one time and I kept automatically thinking that strangers using âsirâ and âmaâamâ were sassing me.Â
Australians could not be trusted with a language with ingrained tiers of formal address. The most formal forms would immediately become synonyms for âgo fuck yourselfâ and if you werenât using the most informal version possible within three sentences of meeting someone theyâd take it to mean you hated them.
100% true.
the difference between ââscuse meâ and âexcuse meâ is a fistfight
See also: the Australian habit of insulting people by way of showing affection, which other English-speakers also do, but not in a context where deescalating the spoken invective actively increases the degree of offence intended, particularly if youâve just been affectionately-insulting with someone else.
By which I mean: if youâve just called your best mate an absolute dickhead, you canât then call a hated politician something thatâs (technically) worse, like a total fuckwit, because that would imply either that you were really insulting your mate or that you like the politician. Instead, you have to use a milder epithet, like bastard, to convey your seething hatred for the second person. But if your opening conversational gambit is slagging someone off, then itâs acceptable to go big (âThe PMâs a total cockstain!â) at the outset.
Also note that different modifiers radically change the meaning of particular insults. Case in point: calling someone a fuckinâ cunt is a deadly insult, calling someone a mad cunt is a compliment, and calling someone a fuckinâ mad cunt means youâre literally in awe of them. Because STRAYA.Â
for the first like 14 years of my life i thought that the story of saint valentine and valentines day were a celebration of a massive gay polyamorous marriage and let me tell you, i was sorely disappointed when i learned i had massively misunderstood that story
i was told the basic story of âthe king had made it illegal for young men to get married so that they could be drafted off to go to war (as married men with families were not, apparently)â and that âsaint valentine thought this was cruel, and married the young men in secretâ
what this was supposed to communicate to me was âsaint valentine would marry young men to their girlfriends in secret as a priest at his own risk and thats why we celebrate valentines dayâÂ
what i got out of it was âsaint valentine married a shitton of dudes so he could protect his army of husbands from having to go to war and it was beautiful and love can halt war in its tracks and thats why we celebrate valentines dayâ
and thats why the assumption that a child would automatically get a hetero interpretation of the story and the innate unclarity of the english language made me think that valentines day was about mass gay poly marriage until i was like fourteen and recited the story to a friend who stared at me like id grown three extra heads
i like my version better im not gonna lie
For many wealthy and powerful people on Wall Street and in Silicon Valley, the future of technology is really about just one thing: escape.
Last year, I got invited to a super-deluxe private resort to deliver a keynote speech to what I assumed would be a hundred or so investment bankers.
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After I arrived, I was ushered into what I thought was the green room. But instead of being wired with a microphone or taken to a stage, I just sat there at a plain round table as my audience was brought to me: five super-wealthy guys â yes, all men â from the upper echelon of the hedge fund world. After a bit of small talk, I realized they had no interest in the information I had prepared about the future of technology.Â
They had come with questions of their own.They started out innocuously enough. Ethereum or bitcoin? Is quantum computing a real thing? Slowly but surely, however, they edged into their real topics of concern.Which region will be less impacted by the coming climate crisis: New Zealand or Alaska? Is Google really building Ray Kurzweil a home for his brain, and will his consciousness live through the transition, or will it die and be reborn as a whole new one? Finally, the CEO of a brokerage house explained that he had nearly completed building his own underground bunker system and asked, âHow do I maintain authority over my security force after the event?â
rich people are fucking terrifying
The Event. That was their euphemism for the environmental collapse, social unrest, nuclear explosion, unstoppable virus, or Mr. Robot hack that takes everything down.
This single question occupied us for the rest of the hour. They knew armed guards would be required to protect their compounds from the angry mobs. But how would they pay the guards once money was worthless? What would stop the guards from choosing their own leader? The billionaires considered using special combination locks on the food supply that only they knew. Or making guards wear disciplinary collars of some kind in return for their survival. Or maybe building robots to serve as guards and workers â if that technology could be developed in time.
eat the rich before they eat the rest of us
Wait what?
i just read a washington post article on romcoms aging poorly due to the pushiness (and oft-stalkery conduct) of the male characters therein, and it got me thinking about pride and prejudice, and specifically darcy saying, âone word from you will silence me on this subject forever.â
because, like, thatâs the seldom-portrayed romantic dream in the patriarchal hellscape that is our world, isnât it?
a dude being willing to say, âi understand if you donât feel the same way about me, and iâll leave you alone forever about this if my attention is unwanted.â
so simple, yet so wonderful in its basic human decency
and dudes to this day wonder why women still swoon over darcy
Note also: Elizabeth turns down Darcyâs first proposal, and in the process, accuses him of doing some stuff he did not do (and also some stuff he totally did).
The next day, he surprises her on her walk. He hands her a letter, asks that she read it, and then takes off.
When this happened to me after I had turned someone down IN REAL LIFE, the letter contained a passionate argument to the tune of âactually youâre wrong and you do like me and you should go out with meâ and it was creepy af.
Darcyâs letter to Elizabeth starts with: âBe not alarmed, Madam, on receiving this letter, by the apprehension of its containing any repetition of those sentiments, or renewal of those offers, which were last night so disgusting to youâ. He goes on to set the record straight about the stuff he didnât do (as well as the stuff he did) which is *actually relevant* to Elizabeth. And he, as promised, doesnât romance her further.
Itâs totally bizarre that even now, this can be considered unusually great dude behaviour.
Darcyâs first proposal:Â âYou must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.â
Darcyâs second proposal:Â âOne word from you will silence me on this subject forever.â
His whole arc in the book is about learning to consider other peopleâs feelings and not just his own, but the fact that itâs expressed via who gets to talk and who is told to shut up is so, so telling. The first time around, he imposes his voice on her whether she wants it or not. The second time, he asks how she feels, and in exchange, offers her the gift of his silence.
And yeah, the fact that dudes still! have! not! learned! this! lesson! is exhausting.

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To my friends on the spectrum, let me explain to you an unspoken social rule that possibly nobody has ever explained to you before
If a neurotypical asks you, âWhat game are you playing?â theyâre not asking you to describe the game.
Theyâre asking you if they can play too.
I didnât realize, even thought it took me almost three decades to learn this, that this was such a paradigm changing realization until we had our conversation today.
But it really really is. One of the most bewildering realizations Iâve had is most people donât talk to learn things unless its related to work or directly towards their own hobbies, all the words and questions are bonding questions if done socially. They are âlets make friendsâ questions.
So if I answer their question without an opportunity for the person asking the question to give a response or to join in somehow, the asker feels alienated and starts shutting down.
Example: what are you reading?
True answer but not what theyâre looking for: Title of book
Best answer for social scenarios where I want to retain/create friendship: This book is about x and y but it has z that i know u have an interest in too.
Example: what are you doing?
True answer but not: drawing
Best answer for friends: Iâm drawing but would u like company while Iâm working?
And sometimes frankly Iâm not in a headspace where I can process people so the answer is something like, âI would like to do something in a day or later, do you want to plan something?â
Tldr: communication is wierd
HOLY
SHIT
that explains so fucking much thank you
(why the fuck do neurotypicals never just day what they mean ie hey this show looks cool mind if I join you)
Further annoying?
They donât realize thatâs what theyâre asking and they just feel rejected and go away. So you canât even ask them what you did wrong because they canât even put a finger on why they feel the way they do they just know you made them feel bad for some undefined reason.
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⌠in that case, changing my script for Make Friends to âIâm doing x, care to join me?â
@glossina-fuscipes
Ok got that wrong over 20y now :(
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I just got mind fucked
Tips for using fumbles/critical failures in your tabletop game:
1. Donât. Critical failures are typically appropriate only for explicitly comedic games. This isnât to say that funny things canât happen in any game - certainly they can! - but by employing critical failures, you end up with a game where the rules themselves mandate a certain minimum level of slapstick bullshit, regardless of circumstance. It doesnât hurt to consider whether thatâs actually the kind of game you want to run.
(Note that comedy doesnât just mean Looney Tunes. A dystopian bureaucracy milieu where people die horribly for making mistakes on paperwork is also a comedy game - for certain values of comedy! - so critical failures may be appropriate there. This guideline isnât intended to restrict, but to encourage you to think about the rules in terms of what style of play youâre trying to foster.)
2. Respect player agency. A common error of novice GMs is to use critical failures as an excuse to hijack playersâ characters and have them do things theyâd never do voluntarily simply because it would be funny. An example I see frequently is âyou fumbled your First Aid roll, so instead you stab your patient in the face with a knifeâ; thatâs good for a cheap laugh, but unless the tone of your game is straight up Looney Tunes, itâs not a reasonable outcome of simply being very bad at first aid. Bad dice rolls represent errors in performance and judgement, not random demonic possession.
(Obviously narrative context is important here; âmy character is possessed by a minor demon that forces her to do something pointlessly evil every time she rolls a fumbleâ and âmy character is a literal space alien who often harms people unwittingly because she doesnât understand how humans workâ might both make the face-stabbing thing acceptable, because now it reasonably proceeds from established characterisation. Those are outliers, though.)
3. Keep the magnitude of fumbles commensurate with what was attempted. Inadvertently starting a war by critically failing a Subterfuge check to lie to the King may be reasonable; inadvertently starting a war by critically failing a Streetwise check to gather rumours in a tavern typically wonât be. Barring exceptional circumstances, players should have a reasonably good idea of whatâs at stake whenever they pick up the dice, and disproportionately harsh critical failures make it impossible ever to know whatâs at stake.
This also applies across classes of activities. If the typical result of fumbling an attack roll is âyou pull a muscleâ and the typical result of fumbling an Athletics roll is âyou slip, break your neck and die instantlyâ, the message youâre sending to your players is that youâd prefer them to resolve their problems with fistfights rather than footraces in your game - which is a problem if thatâs not the style of play youâd intended to encourage.
4. Donât foreclose: redirect. A critical failure that simply blows the playersâ plans out of the water and renders whatever they were trying to achieve impossible is bad not because itâs unfair, but because itâs boring. Blocking is poor improv, and it doesnât become less bad just because the dice gave you an excuse. A good fumble simply creates complications that need to be addressed, or shuts down the playersâ current approach while creating or highlighting a different route to the same goal.
(This is especially important to keep in mind when your playersâ plans require more than one roll. Even if the odds of critically failing any one roll are very low, the likelihood that at least one of a long series of rolls will turn up a fumble is very high. If any one fumble renders the whole plan impossible, nothing will ever get done. Most tabletop RPGs are strongly informed by heist fiction, so take your cues from capers: disasters and opportunities are the same thing.)
Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where youâve skipped the tutorial and youâre just sort of running about with no idea how anything works
Being 25-30 is like later on in the game when youâve figured out how things work, but have made poor leveling decisions along the way and are now horribly underpowered for what youâre supposed to be doing.
At 31-39 you're finally getting some decent equipment by doing a bunch of side quests. Everyone keeps telling you the main quest is super urgent but you know thatâs never really true.
I found this thing on Facebook⌠and I fell down the Humans Are Weird hole yet again. đ(I first did before I even started my blog - Pinterest is sooo full of these posts! And I keep falling down it from time to time, when I discover something new)
Iâve been watching old Star Trek lately, and Iâm bemused at the times when they activate the âuniversal translatorâ to talk to some unknown energy field, and Kirk just says âI am Captain James T. Kirk of the U.S.S. Enterpriseâ. Then he pauses. Like, what the hell did the translator make of that? Itâs just a bunch of names. Then he continues âDo you understand me?â. And waits again.
Then he delivers like two paragraphs of convoluted grammar, when the only thing he really needed to communicate was âGo awayâ.

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Author/creator Neil Gaiman of âGood Omensâ attends the 2018 WIRED Cafe at Comic Con presented by AT&T Audience Network at Omni Hotel on July 20, 2018 in San Diego, California.
Iâm really not sure about the beard either.
It needs to be blue!
these ones
oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:
here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas
here are the ones who run the factories
and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work
23,000 people are reblogging a hit list
Good.
Flood-Resistant Bamboo Housing
Designed by Vietnamese H&P Architects, these bamboo houses are designed to be affordable for rural Vietnamese families, being made from locally sourced and recycled materials. The base of these bamboo houses is made from repurposed oil drums, allowing it to float during floods, with a steel backbone to protect the buildingâs structure and keep them from being washed away.Â
The bamboo and thatching which make the building itself are locally abundant and renewable, with the style being inspired by traditional building techniques. For sustainability, especially during crises, the houses also incorporate a rainwater harvesting system and garden walls for fresh vegetables.
To survive the tropical storm winds and torrential rain which come with the floods, the canopies and decking areas can be folded up to enclose the entire house to protect those inside, plants and all.

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me, watching a movie: come on. CLEARLY the ancient and ominous black tomb is cursed. what the fuck are you guys doing???
me, reading about a giant, mysterious, and ancient black granite sarcophagus found in Egypt and chanting: OP-EN IT! OP-EN IT! OP-EN IT!
Barbie outchea dropping some serious truth bombs