Hop Pop Plantar from Amphibia is unfuckable!
hop pop ass. this isnt a dispute i think hes unfuckable i just want an excuse to post hop pop ass
How dare you.
How dare you.
Do you know how much I yearned for this man in my sleep? In my dreams? In my lustful reveries?
How do I have to consent to such a notion that this bodacious frog is anything but the candy to many women, men, and plenty alike. How am I supposed to sit here, while you spray your treason onto my carpet like a cocky rich man muddying his shoes on tiled floors.
Why do you share the buttocks of such a man, this very esteemed fiery man, and say to me with such utter certainty that he cannot show me a new world — no, a beautiful universe — than you or your hands could ever beseech to my body?
You have the audacity to swear that he cannot give me everything that I’d ever wanted, to basically show me the ways of the bisexual frog mating dances, and then practically praise me in all my glory and know wholeheartedly that his words are genuine.
This man will ease the cravings of so many lone yet ready travelers. This man will bring about feasts and crops to your famines.
Don’t you ever say this again.
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