sus amnogus

Imagine HRT in the Resident Evil universe. You inject from a vial with some kind of insect inside and in a day you have tentacles and exposed organs and 3x as many eyes. And D cups

the rapture happened but they only took pjackk

woah pjackk deactivated

and on the 72nd day he rose again

and on the 72nd day they killed him again

we are learning a lot about tumblr today

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

Example of Tumblr's aging userbase: people complain about prices rising and how things were better in the past and are getting worse all the time (often in spite of contrary evidence!), have often developed a sharp technophobia based on misunderstandings of how technologies work and moral panics about dangers that are not supported by research, and hold strong opinions about the problem being due to moral failings that can be fixed by simply destroying the unvirtuous and showing personal virtue, and also are convinced that the past was both better and also harder, and that kids these days have it too easy (but they feel sorry for them because everything sucks now)

they got married btw

did you google how to take a screen shot

ok so this is awkward. when i shouted “floor it” i was actually referring to the brake pedal. i understand now that i wasn’t being specific enough

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

me after eating 200000000mg sugar for breakfast: I feel nauseous for unknown reasons