Order 66 AU where Obi-Wanâbeing, well, Obi-Wanâcompletely misreads the situation when Cody shoots him during the purge and decides, with absolute conviction, that it was an extremely aggressive form of flirting.
Naturally, this leads to Obi-Wan acquiring a feral, still-chipped Cody and dragging him across the galaxy on his various misadventures.
Cody, meanwhile, is relentless. Every possible opportunity is a murder attempt. Blaster shots, ambushes, trying to push Obi-Wan off cliffs, sneaking poison into his foodâanything.
Obi-Wan, however, remains entirely unbothered.
Cody fires at him? Obi-Wan deflects the bolts and smiles softly like he has just been written a haiku.
At one point, Cody lunges at Obi-Wan with a vibroblade in front of Bail. Obi-Wan smoothly disarms Cody in a single motion, lightly holding Codyâs wrist as he sighs and says, blushing faintly,âNot in front of Bail, dear one,â like itâs foreplay.
This whole situation is so utterly baffling to Cody that it basically short-circuits his chip.
The moment Codyâs free Obi-Wanâs getting shaken within an inch of his life,âYOU KRIFFING DIâKUT, I WAS NOT FLIRTING! I WAS TRYING TO KILL YOU!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK FLIRTING IS?!â
Obi-Wan blinks at him, completely thrown. ââŚOh. So you donât like me.â
Cody makes a strangled noise thatâs somewhere between a yell and a groan. âYES, I LIKE YOU, YOU DIâKUT!â
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