^A Million Notes

Quality. Content.

the only post i care about

Me for all of high school

This is so real.

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

May 2021

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

March 15 again and here we go…

*cultured laughter*

@obama-is-my-father

I… I finally got the joke. I won’t say what it is, but I got it

But I will because some people need the joke explained to find it funny: The name of the ranch flavor is Classic Caesar, and Caesar is also the name of the Roman dictator Julius Caesar, who was murdered by senators stabbing him to death. So this person put a knife through a bottle of Classic Caesar ranch as a visual gag

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

date of origin: February 14th, 2015

if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal

This reads like a shitpost but it’s honestly exactly what I do. I actually have a good 8 or 9 usernames memorised and each time I see you guys in my activity, I’m pretty much like oh, it’s my friends, my friends are online

MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU

date of origin: 21st of september, 2013.

Oh this is actually cute

I am friends with yeahmicah on Facebook hahah :D

Wow, really? Small tumblr world

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

To everybody I’ve done this to I’m VERY sorry

I just spit cracker everywhere

i reblog this every time it comes up it brings me so much joy

Our poor freaking child always has a target on his head

OMG this is so close to a million notes. Let’s lift it up and over! (Personally I reblog it every time I see it!)

Issa pocket pussy

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble