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@amgurd

29, F I S H M A N, AZ. Untrusting of left-handed women. Women hate-follow me. Helen Keller Denier. NOT BALD!!! PROFESSIONAL white knight. Californians and New Yorkers DNI. I will use my eventual degree in physics to prove that the Earth is flat. Basically an NHL scout. I am the next Fergie. Oppressor of the Shorts (men under 6'1" and women under 5'6" DNI). Anti-cheesecake. ALL SIX FOOT THREE INCHES OF SOLIDIFIED SEXY. Currently on the hunt for the Scroll of Napoleon to turn anyone into a white manlet for the rest of their days. I will wed Carrie Underwood and anyone who reads this is an accomplice.

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EVERY day on God’s green flat Earth I am haunted by the St. Louis bagel

#the midwesterners are not human

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reallyreallyreallytrying

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

vfeioa

thisisdaddyspage

Show daddy that nice picture again

filthinfatuated

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sludgebitch

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

sludgebitch

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

stupidpetface

supreme-leader-stoat

This is a vent post, feel free to ignore

kawaii-pastaaaa

@amgurd

#hate it here

hungwy

We genuinely need to kill and eat anyone who likes music

catcrumb

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mark-gently

NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit

littlemut

oh for sure

sovietnam

sergal

my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

coastal-mangos-one

xquisitedeadguy

the other day I saw a woman distracted driving using the calculator app

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