[ina garten voice] if your canon doesn’t have a god’s corpse in it naturally store-bought* is fine
*morrowind au**
**sorry for being insane about morrowind in the tags of your unrelated lovely post*** i will do it again
***if it was a wheel of time post you gotta know that the only reason i call it the resdayn alternate universe is that the wot showverse doesn’t have cliff racers. yet.
[ ETA i have mostly moved on to being insane about professional wrestling but watch out! there’s morrowind parallels there too! ]













