Dragons Are An Obsession She/Her/They/Them

Can’t tell if the comparison makes me want to eat them more or less….

i love cis people cause when i say “when i used to be a girl…” they go “mhmm…. but also….. you’ve ALWAYS been a man” okay ur very sweet but actually i was a weird girl in middle school and you need to know that to understand my personality today

Please stop trying to skip my opening cutscene, it is important to the plot

i shouldn’t be allowed to experience this much suffering without even having a dead wife

Best we can offer in these trying times is a weird dead uncle

Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!

There are certain semi-scientific myths I’m willing to entertain, like the idea that cats purr at a healing frequency. Is it true? IDFK. I like to press my ear to my cat’s side when she purrs anyway. Makes me feel better. Probably because I’m in proximity to something I love and not because of her purring frequency.

There are a bunch of studies that indicate owning cats may improve your overall health and slow cognitive decline in older people. Probably because they provide stress relief and emotional support as well as promoting healthy routines and positive responsibility. Or maybe it’s because they are magic and they purr at a healing frequency. Probably not. Maybe.

Ever notice how archetypal crazy old cat ladies are old as shit? The cats are keeping them alive. Probably not. Maybe.

fun wedding game: you make all the wedding guests vote for which member of the couple they’d stay friends with after the divorce

Make them sit on the side of who they’d side with so everyone can publicly see their choice

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

So we're all gonna let the new Harry Potter show die on the vine, right? No hatewatching. No thinkpieces. No videos about how bad it is. Deprive it of oxygen and let it wither away unremarked-upon and unprofitable; make HBO lose their entire investment and prove to the corporate entertainment sphere that the entire IP is poison. And spend that time doing something that brings you joy instead.

i just saw the saddest tiktok in the world that purported “im not like other girls, i dont masturbate because i know it would make disinterested in men forever” baby girl you have to jack off and never talk to a man again im literally begging you.

I was literally given a book by my guardian at 12/13 years old that talked about how if you masturbate no man will want you and it will never feel right with a man if you do it yourself etc.

Reblogging for other dnd nerds

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also here is a whole website that not only has a shit ton of adventures and such but lets you search for any item or npc or whatever and see their stats and info at your fingertips

and here is the same version of the above website except it uses the 5e rules as they existed prior to the 2024 relaunch, which is what you’d prefer