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yeah i love bdsm (books degrees suffering and noMoney)

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

reblog this and put in the tags at least two (2) songs you are listening to on repeat right now

making lists is so important to me like yesssss girl let's break a large concept into manageable pieces

god im so pissed off with myself (continues the behavior but i'm shaking my head now)

Your mid 20s are mostly about going to the cinema

anomalocaris is like the pikachu of the cambrian explosion

the way you talk to me its like you dont even care that i can make a little isopod out of various parenthesis and brackets

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ever since i was a child ive had a headache

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

dearrrrr reddit. how was your day? Mine wasnt very good. I just cant stop killing and killing and killing and killing. every man who beheld my terrible form was struck dead with fear. am I the asshole?

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

can’t drown my demons they have pool noodle thingies

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday