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To those who care to know
I’ll be moving over to a new blog, @amber-wolfmoon . I’ve had this blog for a hella long time and just feel like it’s time to start over. If you choose to follow me awesome if not well we had a good run.
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To those who care to know
I’ll be moving over to a new blog, @amber-wolfmoon . I’ve had this blog for a hella long time and just feel like it’s time to start over. If you choose to follow me awesome if not well we had a good run.
To those who care to know
I'll be moving over to a new blog, @amber-wolfmoon . I've had this blog for a hella long time and just feel like it's time to start over. If you choose to follow me awesome if not well we had a good run.
“Your soul has fallen to bits and pieces. Good. Rearrange them to suit yourself.”
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Hermann Hesse
(via purplebuddhaquotes)
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did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..
its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written scissoring in space is to be expected and respected
scissoring in space is to be expected and respected
First of all, shawty on the far left looks like she gives dope head soooooo
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I've been followed by more porn bots on a daily basis than I have ever been before since the Tumblr apocalypse. It's really fucking annoying.
are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?
when supernatural began airing:
tumblr wouldnt exist for another two years
bush was still president
lost hadn’t aired its second season yet
youtube wasnt even a year old
the #1 song was kanye west - gold digger
ariana grande was 12
taylor swift wasn’t famous yet
paris hilton was at the height of her fame, kim k was not famous yet
jesus christ
IN 2019 WE HEAL + WE THRIVE
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twilight but bella is accidentally super stoned every time edward does something weird and supernatural so she never actually notices or figures it out by herself, but she points it out every time and scares the hell out of him
the cullens have had several code reds, all because edward’s new lab partner keeps brushing up against him unintentionally and going “woah, dude. you’re like, super cold”
eventually, after months of them hanging out and her repeatedly missing key things he gradually makes more and more obvious
he is literally sitting underneath the sun and sparkling, and she just squints at him, gives him a silly thumbs up, and then a high five shortly after
he just gives up and tells her
edward being so fed up with keeping the secret from bella so they’re lounging in the sun, with edward just waiting for it to click, for her to realise that he’s not human.
bella spends so long looking at him with edward completely frozen in place, waiting to see what her reaction will be. he’s prepared for fear in her eyes, for her to scream, to distance herself from him or possibly run away. what he is not prepared for is her lazily trailing her finger down the length of his forearm and breathing out a single word. “pretty.”
she then falls back on the grass with her eyes closed enjoying the sun but edward is so outraged that he springs to his feet, not even bothering to move at a human pace and throws her words back in her face as if they were an affront. “pretty?? bella, this is the skin of a killer.”
bella just snorts, barely opening her eyes to look at him “okay, edgelord,” there’s a lazy smile on her face but she doesn’t even bother to sit up before she continues, “edward, seriously, that’s the skin of every teenage girl in the 90s and i admire your bravery in attempting to bring back body glitter but don’t oversell it.”
Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom
we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday
At this point there’s no excuse for a baby boomer to be technologically incompetent anymore. It’s just willful ignorance, this shit is not fucking hard
“why is it asking for a password” because you’re logging into something martha, that’s how it’s been for the last 20 fucking years
“how do i do [x] can you show me” no dale you can Google it like the rest of us. it requires one exposure to the concept of googling to understand how it works. your generation was smart enough to cause a total economic collapse out of malice but not smart enough to type in a few words I guess
“im just not tech savvy” no you just refuse to learn because like in most things you are stuck in your ways
the worst part is after you help an old fuck with some sort of tech bullshit 9 times out of 10 they’ll give you some kind of bullshit passive aggressive thank-you
like “oh i guess you young people have to know something about those phones you’re always on, huh?”
give me a fucking break gretchen i have depression from living in the economy you created and my phone is more of a reprieve than dealing with your stubborn inconsiderate ass
AND ANOTHER THING that just gets my blood boiling is their ability to get into their settings, completely fuck things up, and then manage to develop total amnesia about how it happened
what do you mean you set your phone to japanese on accident, phil? there’s like 15 separate menus you have to navigate through to get there
“i think it’s because i got a virus” no greg it’s not a virus, the only viruses here are your rampant stupidity and the deadly pathogens carried by your unvaccinated grandchildren
i just absolutely loathe that the people who decide if women should be executed for having abortions or not are the same people who can’t figure out how to work a blu-ray player with the instructions in front of them
# most powerful magic users
Only one of these characters survived Thanos.
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when you’re in your twenties and start to realize how young the protagonists of the novels you read are:
And at some point the protagonist goes,
And you just go,
#bonus points if you started out reading them when they were older than you and you grow up and surpass them and it’s just holy shit [x]
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