do something amazing

Okay but what’s the phone

thats what cain used to kill abel

gonna put the electric company out of business

My favorite part of these is the “bitch, you really think you’ve seen the last of me?” smirk on so many of their faces.

this is such a good follow up

the kind of content I need

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

I love this

I love these…..

Chaotic Good

My favorite part is that these are going to be someone’s neighborhood landmarks. “Turn left at the saxaphone player,” “yeah I work in the shop right next to the Princess Leia fire hydrant,” “if you pass the shady guy selling watches, you’ve gone too far.” The urban and suburban worlds are so funny of random infrastructure points that you’re just supposed to ignore, like those big metal wiring cabinets on the side of the road and all those backflow preventers all over the place. With just a little paint, now they have friendly, comprehensible meaning.

i’ve waited a whole year to finally reblog this

Been in my queue for a year