judgemental badger face

so when will lewis stop telling me about how bad the town is. mf its ur town

me when someone/something distracts me from my task for a moment

[talking about the body i inhabit] “idk i just work here”

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

Equally good variant: when the character says smth like “what’s the worse that could happen?” and it cuts to a scene where it’s so much worse than what they imagined

Hey bro would you do me a platonic solid

Sorry, best I can do is a great icosahedron.

Bro. That's. That's a platonic solid, bro.

Nah, that shape fucks.

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do you ever wonder how your blog appears to other people? like, am I someone that’s constantly on everyone’s dashes? am I that person that people don’t know very well, but they reblog often? am I that person that people don’t remember following, but they’re still around anyway? WHO AM I 

new ask game tell me who i am to you

Balloon for when somebody lands in the hospital for something that was definitely their fault.