Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.
He does so to dodge the draft
almost home
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Misplaced Lens Cap

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Cosimo Galluzzi

Product Placement

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
will byers stan first human second
Claire Keane
occasionally subtle

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Origami Around
styofa doing anything
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Mike Driver
Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.
He does so to dodge the draft

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doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.
remember remember
Reblog daily for health and prosperity.
helyes, még a szeretet ünnepén is
Mindig
calling a butch your good boy >>>>>
its been a thousand years but i am still thinking about them
i finally finished watching this after like 6 years of trying and wow, it was worth it and i get why ppl hate on mappa for not giving a sequel because holy shit.

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This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you
🙏🏾💰💵
Please money marge, send me a job callback
hi, back again
so recently i was on my period and redownloaded instagram b/c one of my friends can only be contacted on there.
there i was, scrolling through reels, innocent of what i would see next.
for reference, i was probably super high on period hormones, so a lot of things in my head weren't making sense overall.
anyways, i like a lot of bookstagram style posts so ya know, the algorithm caters to me.
and then, it happens.
this reel of this dude posing with a book or something whatever.
The reel isn't important. I have the habit of checking the hashtags and description just to see what book it is and if i should add it to my tbr.
I scan through it so fast i barely process a certain hashtag that only clicks in about 3 seconds into the next reel after which i scroll back to pretty boy and reread the hashtag until it makes some sense.
the hashtag was #menwhoread. my deprive mind read that as men whore ad and apparently was okay with that while slightly weirded out. only after 6 seconds, i realized it was "men who read". I feel like the universe is trying to tell me something.
Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.
Share if you can
I wish I could hide my pain away, I wish my problem would go, but they stubbenly stay. Can I be some kind of oyster, with a hope in me I Foster.
Hear I am bearing my pain to the world, please help if you can.
I wish I could say things where better for us now. But we are in a dire situation, please help if you can in anyway. Food is at a zero and I'm low on feminine care products.
I have an appointment in 2 weeks about getting some sort of aid since my mother has just swanned off. But that's along way away, especially with my brother to care for.
If you follow me here just for poetry I'm sorry this is one your dash, I'm just at a loss on who to ask. I have Know one to turn to in this life except possible kind strangers online.
Go to paypal.me/LilieP27 and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
The Four Discoursemen
And you forgot their father: ANALYZE/PROSELYTIZE.
i know they're not the same thing, just imagine they're married and the 4 discoursemen are their kids

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Tumblr added a bunch of tracking shit to share urls, so now ill teach you how to get rid of them
if you copy a url by sharing on the website, the link will look like this
getting rid of tracking in these is easy, just delete everything after the question mark and you are golden
in the case for the app, its slightly more complicated
first you have to delete at. that appears before tumblr(.)com the other tracking shit on this one has a lot more info, so please, clean app urls. after the first set of numbers, there's a / you have to delete everything after it
a clean Tumblr url should look like this
blog safely
Removing this garbage makes posts embed on discord btw
Are you trapped on tumblr right now?
Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?
Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?
Consider this your save point.
Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.
Things people in the notes have been able to do thanks to this post:
eat breakfast
go to bed
get out of bed
take a shower
write
practice
watch Superman Returns and write a paper on it
retain shreds of sanity
I need y’all to know that you’re doing amazing, and I’m so glad that I was able to help you break out of a procrastination loop you did not want to be stuck in.
Helpful post I’ve added to my queue in case it helps someone else at the random point when it’s posted.
What Alan definitely messaged Gaipa. A collection from twitter:
Any other bank pick up lines to suggest?
Dang, I guess it's true when they say pretty people owe lots of money.
Vivienne Westwood Fall/Winter 1990
very sexy of them to be engaging in personal connection
doot doot
WHAT THE ACTUAL HELLS

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ha?
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
how
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual fuck
well
do not question
ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox
Lol doubt it
Haha doubt this will work buuuut
What the hell, I’ll try it
I GOT A DOOT DOOT
I wants a doot doot
hoooowwww does this work??!
wonder if this works
…. Bet
Nah lol this wont work
I wonder
Update:
2 million plus notes now. I bet not.
Gimme the doot doot
Last time I reblogged this I didn’t get Doot Doot in my ask box. What gives?
I got it-
i wants doot doot-
update:
Gimme the doot doot. I want it.
Pls I want the doot doot
Huh!?
TRYING IT OUT
So I just did some math, and y’all got me fucked up. I’ve seen so much handwringing in this fandom about the age disparity between Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian’s body because “oh, lwj is soooooo much older than Mo Xuanyu, it ‘basically’ counts as a grooming that wwx was given such a young body and lwj is still attracted to him!”
It’s literally not true. Lan Wangji is around 33 at the start of the present-day plotline. Mo Xuanyu is 27. Y’all are so full of shit.
The math:
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