MaceSpades

you. me. gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course!! uh oh. there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. we black out and wake up in a sewer. we're surrounded by fish. HORNY fish. you know what that means!! FISH ORGY!! the stench draws in a bear. what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear fight. bear bare handed. bare.. naked?? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a chuck e cheese. dance dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government?? uhh.. i think so. next thing you know, i'm reincarnated as jesus christ. then i turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out (which i didn't know you could do), then i smoked a joint. GREENED out, then i turned INTO the sun UH OH!! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN!! GGHAUAH GHLGGS GGFU GHLHH

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Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

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@demilypyro

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

Thank god they decided to make more

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene