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once I was at the only gay bar in town and one of my students caught me there and they were like "so this is what you're doing instead of grading our papers" and man what do I even say to that

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

there should be a hug button where you can tell your mutuals its going to be okay instead of liking their vent post and hoping they realize ur not agreeing that they should die

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

I made witch soups in my garden

54 year old married straight truck drivers

Your 43 year old family dentist

my 36 year old ass

I would simply quit my job

bots when they have to complete a captcha