X-cessive Observer

i just saw the saddest tiktok in the world that purported “im not like other girls, i dont masturbate because i know it would make disinterested in men forever” baby girl you have to jack off and never talk to a man again im literally begging you.

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.

reblog this and put in the tags at least two (2) songs you are listening to on repeat right now

weirded out by homes with no pets. like where is your creature

Ladies... those ugly blue hair dyke "feminists" might tell you its wrong to want to be a wife and mother and rear 15 children for your husband... But the REAL feminism is just following your heart 🥹❤️ as long as following your heart means that you want to be a wife and mother and rear 15 children. You're sticking it to those ugly hairy dykes!

Creating ships for the tax write-off

Creating ships to get that fucking whale.

creating ships to wedge into the Suez canal and disrupt global shipping

Kind of funny how when you're obsessed with a certain character their mere presence on your screen can lift your mood. Like yeah I have probably like 10 diagnosed and undiagnosed ways my brain works atypically but one of those quirks makes it possible for The Character to salvage my whole day.

just fucked a rock tumbler and my shit's soooo smooth and polished right now

I feel like demons would have to present as some seriously horrifying and messed up shit to actually strike fear into a modern person. A dude with horns and fangs and a tail is just gonna turn some of us on.

But you have those of us who are into the horrifying/eldritch form so…