21st Century Survival Blues

I'm going on a third date this weekend and she just text me like 'I'm having feelings and I'm into you' and now I feel like throwing up and moving to Mexico. Even though I LIKE HER. I got her a gift. Make it make sense!!!! Free me from THE AVOIDANT CURSE, I am SICK of emotions making me feel like a RAT IN A TRAP.

okay I replied to the text now I need to lay down

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

I have GOT to stop spending $30

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!