woodland realm

“..unspoken love is more tangible.” What? No is no ya fucken reprobate, have ye ever actually BEEN in love? If we’re in a relationship, and u dinny have the courage to tell me that shite, am packing the bags, how’s that for tangible. Is nae 7th grade, we submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known OUT LOUD lit fucken adults. Did no have this lonely childhood and existential crisis and spend all this money oan therapy no tae hear you tell me am worth this love out loud and am supposed tae ken because u hoovered the rugs last Saturday

You comfie bud???

@katy-pervy HE’S A GRUMPHKIN

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 #empty chairs at empty tables

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

oh god NO

oh god YES

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

what

what

what

A woman on her 18th birthday is told by her parents that they are gay and lesbian, only marrying to please their families. Her father had been forced to end his relationship with his boyfriend (after the sham marriage) after being caught ‘cheating’ and ‘sinning’. Her mother’s girlfriend’s family took the news bad and the girlfriend committed suicide. So, the daughter goes back in time to change events hoping for a happy ending, even if it meant she wouldn’t be born.

i would read the fuck out of this

She goes back in time and fixes it but some how is still alive to go back and find her father donated to her mother so her and lover could start a family he is still involved in there life as her ‘uncle’ There I made a happy ending.

You grow up and you realise A Bug’s Life was the revolutionary Leftist masterpiece of our childhoods

Love it!

*slams fist on table* THIS IS THE KIND OF CONTENT I LIKE TO SEE

Dogs are so important and we must protect them at all costs

this is the sassiest and most helpful tutorial ever.

oh my god

Reblogging again for my inflation artist followers. XDDD

This is absolutely the most unnecessary addition to this post you could have ever made.

Hurray for Christopher Tolkien, forcing consistency on his father’s work since 1929. 

Still looks awesome

bob ross is the most unproblematic of the faves

All he ever wanted was to brighten your day.

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

IT’S BACK

WHY IS THIS BACK

WHYYYYY

Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back

it dropped me in a fucking room full of pandas

Ohmygod

It once dropped my in my home town a few km’s from the airport XD

God can you believe this was the first Tumblr meme I ever experienced back in 2012

It’s back