el sonidito x yoshi's island remix

Yup

there are gimmick blogs the likes of which you cannot conceive on this goddamn website

one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

ok fine reblogs are back on go wild

You know what, I don't hate this take.

becomes so horny that i transform into a swarm of eels living in a beautiful and picturesque lake

we need to stand up stop being ashamed of our lightning powers and start killing people with them indiscriminately

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

I’m obsessed with the pigeon one btw. Been harassing friends with it.

even after all these years that gif of jigglypuff slowly walking up and resting a frantic sheik is one of my favorites

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!