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âA collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning impossible to capture in a few short words. These are rough translations only.â
Source: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325668490431246336 (which include more âmemeorite glyphsâ
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Aziraphale, on the phone: Crowley, is that you at last?
Crowley: yeah, yep, go ahead
Aziraphale: took a while to get through to you
Crowley: mm I bet. Things are going well here
Aziraphale: I'm glad to hear it. I'm expecting you back in a few days, am I not?
Crowley: might have to put a pin in that for now
Aziraphale: oh? Why's that?
Crowley: well, things are going well
Aziraphale: what's that mean?
Crowley:
Oh this is hilarious
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My husbandâs job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like âhuh guess I am a dad/older brother now.â
She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know sheâd be late and he was like wtf guess Iâm gonna be late too because Iâm coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.
Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now youâll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like âwe came all the way here to pick you upâ the mental image right now is fr.
Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (sheâd dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didnât doze off (concussion risk).
Youâve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said âhey please donât be madâ and heâs never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.
Girl: *calls for aid*
Every single dad packed into the car:
This is possibly my favorite response to this post
This girls father: Thanks for helping my daughter out guys
Your husband and all his coworkers:
Everytime i see this post i cant help but reblog
This is what boys will be boys should mean
Yo you are absolutely right
Ironic that Bilbo is so annoyed with the Sackville-Bagginses for stealing from him and trying to evict him from his house, when his whole adventure involves stealing from someone and evicting them from their house. Â
To be fair, he was essentially helping someone else get rid of their own Sackville-Bagginses
This is an absolutely world-rocking take on narrative parallels in The Hobbit. Like why yes those were equally petty property disputes, and your point?
Thorin: âThe dragon Smaug is terrible beast who has invaded our home and taken the heirlooms of our people as his loot.â
Bilbo: *remembering the last time Lobelia Sackville-Baggins was in his house* âI know the type.â
âSmaug is basically an unusually large Sackville-Bagginsâ is not the take I expected from the Tolkien fandom today, but it absolutely fits.
(I am also sad that even if Bilbo had called Smaug a Sackville-Baggins to his face, Smaug would lack the background information to know just how he was being insulted.)
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âAnd even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back.â
The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner
Dead Little Roosters: Episode 1 âGuest-Laid Plansâ
Translation: Person behind camera; *knock down one card* âGo.â Other person;âIs your character mentally stable?â Person behind Camera; *Looks at card* âYesâ Other person; *Slaps down all but one card* âITâS MOMOâ
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS. THERE WERE ONLY A FEW DOZEN NOTES WHEN I SAW IT LAST.
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