Dog With a Blog

my fishnets r fighting for their LIVES rn omg

That cute girl you know probably hasn't been pushed against the wall and been made out with recently enough, you should change this

I still cannot for the life of me figure out what to do with my stickers. I don't wanna put em on my laptop cause I don't wanna fuck up the finish and resale value, and I don't wanna put em on my water bottle cause I feel like I wouldn't be able to wash it in the dishwasher anymore. Shit is so annoying. They're all just sitting in a plastic bag instead. :[

Oh to be kissed until I can barely think a single coherent thought

petplay over the internet is so funny you're texting a dog

Why is there a singular bird up at 4 am. Sit your feathery ass back on that branch and go the fuck to sleep

the early bird has deemed you "The Worm"

i yearn to cry sexually.