Homestuck AU Challenge
Write a Homestuck AU that features every character working at troll Hooters
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Homestuck AU Challenge
Write a Homestuck AU that features every character working at troll Hooters

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This hits home
Kankri: I am not flushed for Latula
Kankri: But I will say she has very nice hair.
Kankri: And eyes.
Kankri: She’s so rad
Porrim: You’re an idiot.
Your name is VRIGIN DOLUSI and you are a GENTLEMEN. You enjoy a good game of TENNIS and you ADORE GOSSIP.

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Kankri x Aranea Humanstuck AU
Kankri, with his eyes closed, shook his head.
The feeling, wasn't a sickness or even a mental break. This feeling, embedded deep within the depths of his chest, was love.
”It's alright. I love you."
Those words enough were left ricocheting from within his mind. It was terrifying, just as he had secretly known it would. Their air conditioner roared, the summer's heat licking its burning toungue on anything it could touch. Kankri looked at her face as he held her in hs arms.
It's alright
It was good. Not the kind of mediocre "good" that was thrown out in assortments of mundane notions and ideas, but the kind that separated it's counterpart, bad. A penchant of limerence pinched his cheeks and the foreceful inclintation to brush her hair from her eyes swept over his otherwise blank face. His fingers dabbled in the air until he brought them down softly, and did as he wished. Her eyes, a magnificent blue behind her pointed ivy glasses, flickered open. Her lips, the lipstick having rbbed off slightly, curled into a smile, and Kankri felt his own follow suit. Her hair tickled his arm, the currnelt of the weak machine causing it to slightly shake, the follicals dancing like critters.
At the end of the day, it was okay, because he had everything. It didn't matter how popular he was, or who got what in a unprofessional environment.
They were home, everyone was home. He had accompolished something he didn't believe was possible. It was almost like he hasd hit the highest level in a game that he could have, without dying. And that, was enough. To unify the bonds of friendship and love alike. That was certainly something to be proud of, and for the first time in his life, he was. He was proud, and he was happy. The way in which one incident could shape one's life forever was certainly a terrifying notion in and of itself, but he was sure that after this ordeal, he could get through anything. All he had to do was truly let himself guide the way. There were still threats from beyond, but with time, he'd get to that. Until then, the revolution had finally, seemingly, put an end to things, at least for an ephemeral stretch of time, just as it always had been in history. Trizza was still out there, and so were many others, just alike her.
Aranea: I love you Kankri
Kankri:
what?!
Roxy : I have alllll the cakez for the baby shower!
Karkat : WHAT THE FUCK IS A BABY SHOWER?
Dave : its where humans throw the corpses of unwanted children into a place called "the white house".
Aradia : This Baby Shower, it's you Karkat!
When your friends tell you that you aren't actually an ancient chinese monk smh
Manager: Why should we hire you for Troll Hooters?
Cronus: I am a talented individual for my age, and as a humankin-
Manager: I'm going to stop you right there.

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Karkat: Okay, where the fuck did all the apple juice go?! I swear on Troll Jesus's bent spinal crevice-
Dave: *sips orange juice with a straw straight out of the container obnoxiously
Karkat: When I find out who did this, they are going to rue the day the universe shit them out if its gaping orifice.
failure…
failure hurts
don’t panic or stress
keep it under control
you can do it
i know you can
question your wrongs
learn from your mistakes
change your plan
fix your regime
learn from others around you
start with a fresh mind
renew yourself
failure does not define you
When you weren’t accepted into choir so you make your own damn choir
Teacher: Will someone volunteer to present their project first?
Class: ...
Teacher: Whoever goes first will get five extra bonus points.
Class:
When you weren't accepted into choir so you make your own damn choir

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My Love Life is About as...
Stable as:
As non-pathetic as:
And as existant as: