Delusional Ramblings

Introduction!

Been feeling a little under the weather, but I don't think my ass got the memo I'm supposed to be resting and not turning my room into even more of a biohazard

Made myself a strawberry shake as a snack and now I keep fumigating my room~

Decided to get some iced coffee as a treat and now my farts are sooo disgustingly sloppy and smell horrendous

Having IBS is great for making videos since I can fart so much naturally.

Guess who's back my lovelies~!

Some flat surface farts against my wall. The feeling of them rumbling the way they did was definitely an interesting feeling 🫣

Bologna sandwiches are not good for my sensitive tummy, and I have learned that the hard way

As per request, I managed to snag one of my roommate's hello kitty plushies to fart on while she wasn't home. I honestly would've made this a much longer video, but after I smelled the plush on the last fart, I realized I would definitely need to wash it if I kept going. Barely a minute of me gassing it out and it smelled like someone threw it in a container of old rotted veggies

begging hands n knees for more farting on your roommates stuff, maybe you should give them your old fart covered plushie? if you can’t tell too easily its been farted on at least.

And here's what happens when I eat spicy food with dairy products. Those poppers did a number on my stomach, and my audio doesn't do the sound enough justice. But fuck if they didn't stink soo bad. Currently have a couple candles lit in hopes of covering the smell

I had some jalapeño poppers for lunch and I guess my tummy wasn't happy about that. I'll post the aftermath later, but for now, here's some gassy stomach noises. Cream cheese gives me the gurgles 😖

Hi new mem here! Dont answer if you aren't comfy. Do your farts after eating lactose seem to smell terribly awful and last for way to long? Like you can leave and then come back later and smell it like its in the wall paint or something? [Not that its actually in the paint lol] I get really embarrassed around people farting in public, and I dont do it myself (while being caught) but I really like it in secret. ^~^