A Cryptid with Internet Access

Pronouncing each of these in sequence is a very strange and amusing physical sensation, and I highly recommend it.

haha look it’s where those noises live in your dang FACE, TRY IT

Very helpful actually

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

i wanna see if this works lmao

for scientific research

lol, does this even work?

Curiousity…

Curious

I DID THIS BEFORW AND MY POETS IT WORKED IT WAS TERRIFYING

I want me a doot doot

You’ll have to wait until the doot dooter is conscious again.

uh, source?

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

I wouldn’t say cursed. I prefer to see people’s flaws in all their glory.

ok i just wanna check something.... reblog if you've never watched/opened tumblr live

I aspire to be like Schrödinger's cat. Neither alive nor dead, but a secret third thing.

what’s funniest about the pacific rim scientists is like. when newt geiszler says he’s a scientist he means an old-timey 1910s entomologist wearing khaki shorts and a comically oversized pair of binoculars traipsing through the jungle capturing endangered species of butterfly and murmuring “egads!! fascinating…..” and scribbling it in his journal. when hermann gottlieb is being a scientist it’s literally the fucking manhattan project. tortured chainsmoking physicist. pawn of a war. repressed homosexual all his life. gets executed for being a communist. And they have to do each other’s peer review