My name is EM. I am a little bit (in)sane.

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

when it hits the exact corner i can produce 1 (one) coherent thought

In case anyone cares, the most dangerous one is the Golden Poison Dart Frog. The poison it produces disables nerves, and one mg can kill 10,000 mice.

These frogs are so aesthetically pleasing.

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you

I did not wake up this morning and think I’d see a twilight post on my dash in 2018 but you know what Im not even mad

this is by far the most powerful thing I’ve seen since Trump won and everyone needs to see this

I don’t care if you unfollow me for this #signalboost

If you dont see the clear as day parralel then you arn’t trying to

Fuck her so good she still feels you the next day

There’s a lot to unpack here. +the flexibility to get in that pose +the balance to stay on the skateboard +the strength to pull back a bowstring with your toes +the dexterity to hit a target while moving +the coordination… not hand-eye, but foot-eye …I don’t know what to do with these things now that I’ve unpacked them…

finally some good fucking historical accuracy